Born from the legendary internet meme that captured the highs and lows of

the crypto world

$WOJAK Tokenomics – Certified Clown-Fi

Total Supply: 1,000,000,069 tokens (nice)
Burn Mechanism: Every time someone panic sells, we roast 69 tokens in a ritual fire
Liquidity Pool: Held together with duct tape and vibes
Dev Wallet: Just enough for ramen and emotional support NFTs
Airdrops: Given to the most Wojak-coded behavior. Crying in Discord? You qualify.
Taxes: 0% buy/sell – because taxes are FUD
Slippage: Somewhere between “send it” and “pls confirm”

Roadmap (Totally Real)

Phase 1 – Birth of a Meme

• Launch on Solana

• Telegram opens, we cry together

• Meme drops daily

Phase 2 – Copium Pumps

• NFT Wojaks

• Meme contests & tissue giveaways

• First price pump: We scream

Phase 3 – Wojaverse

• Merch or hotline, community decides

• Billboard? Laundromat? We’ll see

• Ascend or rug – no in-between